Anonymous ;
Stevetony, princess bride AU!

theappleppielifestyle:

"AAAS YOUUUU WIIIISHHHH," the man cries as he tumbles down the hill, and Tony has a moment of realization before he thinks oh, shit.

"Steve," he hears himself say, and then he’s throwing himself down the hill after him. Which, in hindsight, isn’t the best idea- he could’ve easily walked, but rolling is faster, and Tony finds himself hitting something which stops him and then the man- Steve- is helping him stand.

"What the fuck," Tony says, stuck between hitting him or kissing him. He goes for both, kissing him passionately before slapping him hard in the face. "You- I thought you were dead, asshole!”

"Ow," Steve says, and then: "It’s- a long story."

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Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

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poorlifechoicesblog:

poorlifechoicesblog:

humiliationsfree:


scribblymouse

this makes me think of a convo with a friend the other night about seeking validation that harm occurred from the one(s) who harmed you (in this case i was talking about my relationship with my parents, mostly my mother.)

"seeking validation that harm occurred from the one(s) who harmed you."

I still think about this all the time

poorlifechoicesblog:

poorlifechoicesblog:

humiliationsfree:

scribblymouse

this makes me think of a convo with a friend the other night about seeking validation that harm occurred from the one(s) who harmed you (in this case i was talking about my relationship with my parents, mostly my mother.)

"seeking validation that harm occurred from the one(s) who harmed you."

I still think about this all the time

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hotbutterpopcorn:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

can i delete this entire world

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Anonymous ;
steve/tony, beauty and the beast~

theappleppielifestyle:

Anthony gives him pencils, gives him paper and ink and paint and everything an artist could desire, and then only talks to him when he gives Steve food.

It’s always the same: “Is this suitable,” and Steve will look at the food, which is always more than he’d ever hoped to eat, and say, “Yes, thank you.”

Then Anthony will ask if Steve is well, and Steve will, again, say, “Yes, thank you,” and Anthony will say that he’s pleased, and then he’ll go back to wherever he goes when he isn’t delivering food to Steve’s door.

Steve has grown used to Anthony’s appearance over the weeks. The metal embedded in his skin, glossy red and gleaming gold, crusting over everything but his face. That face is seldom smiling, Steve has noticed.

Another thing Steve has noticed is that Anthony is kind, despite his protests and Steve’s initial beliefs. He has brought Steve everything he has asked for, even things he just mentioned offhandedly, never expecting anything to happen. He also builds things, magnificent things that makes Steve marvel, things that whir and shine and clunk. He builds birdfeeders, he gives stray dogs shelter from the rain, he lets them eat food he drops in a bowl since most animals shy away from his metal hands.

Steve can admit to himself that he’s fascinated by Anthony, and when he gets an offer to come down and eat at the dinner table, he accepts perhaps a bit sooner than he should.

The food, as always, is better than anything Steve has eaten before coming here, and he doesn’t realize he’s making noises before Anthony says, “I’m glad you find it to your liking.”

"It’s very good," Steve says, mouth stuffed full with some type of meat, and Anthony smiles one of his rare smiles.

"Yes, well, my cooks are very good."

Steve makes another noise. “You made the cooks, yes? They are- not quite machines-“

"But not quite people, either," Anthony allows. "Yes, exactly."

Steve’s fork scraps his plate, and he pauses. “Anthony?”

"Yes?"

"If I was to try and leave," Steve says slowly, "would you let me?"

Anthony’s smile vanishes. A moment passes before he says, voice low, “Of course, you are welcome to leave here anytime you wish. If that is what you desire, I will not stop you.”

Steve nods. “Okay,” he says, and resumes eating.

He feels Anthony’s eyes on him for a while before Anthony starts eating again.

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tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

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k-sainty:

When people forget there’s more to shipping characters than just the sex.

image

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runawayalters:

thetripplepppsenpai:

terminator-pinkie-pie:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

snap crackle spock

lmfao

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.

kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.

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